Bradley Delp ~ R.I.P.

Man. This is a tough one. I'll have more to say soon. But for now, Rest In Peace, Brad Delp. An amazing vocalist, and artist. You were instrumental in creating a sound that literally changed the landscape of American rock and roll. Thanks for so, so very much. I have a million memories attached to the music you created and shared. I hear your music and your voice, and I am transported. I am deeply saddened by your passing. We were lucky and blessed to have you while we did.

It's been such a long time, I think I should be goin', yeah,

And time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rollin'

Sail on, on a distant highway, yeah

I've got to keep on chasin' a dream

I've gotta be on my way

Wish there was something I could say

Well I'm takin' my time, I'm just a movin' along

You'll forget about me after I've been gone

And I take what I find, I don't want no more

It's just outside of your front door

Angelina Adopts Primate!

Angelina Jolie is reportedly in the final stages of adopting an African Tarsier, or Bush Baby (no relation to the President...altho the similarities are striking!). The rare and fragile creature was recently discovered living comfortably in what’s left of it’s natural habitat, and with seemingly no desire to be adopted by anyone. The creature, happily munching on a large bark beetle, was felled from its perch, some 60 feet up, by a tranquilizer dart from a blow gun.

“It was really important that we do this as naturally as possible, so as to minimize the amount of change the poor thing has to go thru.” Jolie was quoted as saying. “Using an actual rifle to tranquilize him would have been way too traumatic.”

Jolie, after quickly stuffing the primate into a small, leather Louis Vitton handbag, and tucking it into the trunk of her rented Range Rover LX, said she was excited about adding some diversity to her rapidly growing brood, and added, “I couldn’t be happier, and I’m at least one step ahead of that bitch, Madonna”.

It’s believed the Angelina and her new addition will be winging their way by private jet to the Island of Ibiza, where she will introduce the newest member of the family to it’s nanny.

Madonna was reportedly on her way to the Peruvian Andes.















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