I fuckin hate going out. Fuckin hate it. Especially in this town. It’s just completely overrun with drunken college idiots; fueled by alcohol, testosterone, and low self esteem. Lovely little cocktail right there. The bars and meat markets are one thing, but the dance clubs kill me. I always crack up watching people dance. What the fuck? Dancing is stupid. You ever wonder what you’d look like if the music were turned off? You’d look like a fuckin freak! They’d toss you into a rubber room.
The fact of the matter is, dancing is for women. Women love to dance. Guys don’t like to dance. Guys only dance to get laid. It’s the truth. Any guy who says he likes to dance is either gay, "Cum on boyth letth go danthing!" or…he’s trying to get laid! Or both! Every guy knows that if he’s partyin’ with some shit-faced hottie, he greatly increases his odds of getting laid by dancing. This makes perfect sense. It’s actually Darwinian, as related to Charles Darwins theories on evolution. Man is in his innate sense, an animal, and at our most primal core, we are still connected to that animal. Dancing, in many species, is the right of mating. Birds will fluff up there chests, and stretch out their feathers to look attractive to a potential mate, lots of other animals have specific instinctual rituals of movement that lead up to the act of sex. Dancing today is just our own mating ritual. That’s why women love it! Because they can go out and do the whole sex thing, without actually having to consummate the act. Women’s psyche’s are way more powerful than men’s. We need constant, direct stimulation in order to maintain focus (read: blowjob!). Women, on the contrary, require just a sliver of an idea, and from it they will create an entire experience just for themselves. I just find it funny what guys are willing to do to get a piece of ass. I dunno…maybe I’m wrong, maybe there are guys who dig dancing, but, most of my friends, with the exception of a few, don’t dance. At least not unless they think they got a shot at scoring with the hottie! Then they’re dancing mutherfuckers! Bottom line if we were more primal, and getting laid required a mating chicken-dance ritual, I guarantee you tonight there would be men all over the world clucking and scratching the floor with their feet!
The fact of the matter is, dancing is for women. Women love to dance. Guys don’t like to dance. Guys only dance to get laid. It’s the truth. Any guy who says he likes to dance is either gay, "Cum on boyth letth go danthing!" or…he’s trying to get laid! Or both! Every guy knows that if he’s partyin’ with some shit-faced hottie, he greatly increases his odds of getting laid by dancing. This makes perfect sense. It’s actually Darwinian, as related to Charles Darwins theories on evolution. Man is in his innate sense, an animal, and at our most primal core, we are still connected to that animal. Dancing, in many species, is the right of mating. Birds will fluff up there chests, and stretch out their feathers to look attractive to a potential mate, lots of other animals have specific instinctual rituals of movement that lead up to the act of sex. Dancing today is just our own mating ritual. That’s why women love it! Because they can go out and do the whole sex thing, without actually having to consummate the act. Women’s psyche’s are way more powerful than men’s. We need constant, direct stimulation in order to maintain focus (read: blowjob!). Women, on the contrary, require just a sliver of an idea, and from it they will create an entire experience just for themselves. I just find it funny what guys are willing to do to get a piece of ass. I dunno…maybe I’m wrong, maybe there are guys who dig dancing, but, most of my friends, with the exception of a few, don’t dance. At least not unless they think they got a shot at scoring with the hottie! Then they’re dancing mutherfuckers! Bottom line if we were more primal, and getting laid required a mating chicken-dance ritual, I guarantee you tonight there would be men all over the world clucking and scratching the floor with their feet!
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